100 Funny Facebook Fan Pages to ‘Like’

 

These are 100 Facebook fan pages that I find funny   

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.

2. A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        3. Sex scene on tv + Parents in same room = Awkward atmosphere

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   4. biggest lie ever: “i have read and agree to the terms of use” ✔

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               5. “Let’s eat Grandma” or “Let’s eat, Grandma”- Punctuation saves lives.           

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                6. I Didn’t Trip, I Was Testing Gravity. It Still Works.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               7. Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                8. HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TOUCH! “Hmmmm, I wonder how hot is hot………..AHHH!!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               9. The hilarity of changing the word ‘wand’ to ‘willy’ in Harry Potter quotes

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              10. Joey:THATS HOW MUCH OUR PHONE BILL COSTS?!? Chandler: That’s the phone NUMBER

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              11. Puberty is going to hit Justin Bieber harder than Chris Brown hit Rhianna

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              12. “rangas aren’t a race jonah” “but sir, they’re everywhere”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              13. Seeing Japanese Tourists Taking Photos of the Most Pointless Things

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              14. HATING the kids who circled Wally in all the Where’s Wally Books at school!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 15. The guy who discovered milk….What was he doing with that cow?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             16. that silent pause when a tourist asks you what there is to see in Adelaide

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   17. Yelling “Run Forrest Run!” when you see someone running

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               18. OREOS: First you twist it, then you… oh, it broke. :/

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    19. “Status was posted Today at 9:15pm”…ITS ONLY 11AM, How is that possible?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              20. Going to MacDonalds for a salad roll is like going to a brothel for a hug.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              21. When DRUNK, My phone should say, “Are you sure you want to call this person?”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              22. That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              23. Microsoft Word Will Never Understand That My Name is NOT a Spelling Mistake

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              24. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              25. When. I. Read. Stuff. Like. This. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Pauses.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   26. Is ..3x-7y+(1/2) b.. really gonna help me in life?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 27. theres always that one person who always catches you doing something weird

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   28. ”2010, new year, new me..” yeah yeah thats what u said in ’09 ’08 ’07 ’06        

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  29. Making your font type bigger so it looks like you’ve written more

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  30. “That girl has such a pretty voice!” – “Mom, that’s Justin Bieber.”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               31. Quickly trying to read what Bart writes on the blackboard before it goes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               32. Errr Excuse me? I bought a packet of CRISPS, not half a bag of air.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              33. Hey McDonalds, may i have some coke with my ice?!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  34. Dear Mr. Monopoly and Mr. Pringles, you have such epic moustaches.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  35. “Go 2 your room” “Oh the place with my iPod, Cell, Laptop, and Tv? Ok.”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  36. I’m pretty sure you’re not a car. Get an actual photo for your profile

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   37. I Have Always Wanted to Get in a Cab and Say.”FOLLOW THAT CAR!!”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  38. I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               39. Realizing you borrowed the pen you’re sticking in your mouth

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 40. p30pl3 VVh0 r1t3 l1k3 d1$. Go die

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               41. Watching the bouncing DVD logo and waiting for it to hit a corner

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             42. Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you’re a pirate

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               43. On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin how good was my hiding spot??

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               44. Liking your own status is like high-fiving yourself.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               45. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               46. COD, Keeping teenage pregnancy down since 2003.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 47. When Ash from Pokemon turns his hat around, you know shits about to go down

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               48. it’s ok pluto, im not a planet either.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   49. It Looks Like 18 Holes Weren’t Enough Tiger!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               50. I hate it when you’re with MC Hammer and he doesn’t let you touch anything.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               51. Poor Justin Bieber everyone picks on her

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              52. Truth hurts… but not as much as getting fingered by Edward Scissorhands

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               53. New Moon: The story of a girls choice between Beastiality and Necrophilia

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  54. Dear liver, you’re one hell of a trooper. Thanks again man

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 55. I wish music played during epic moments in my life and not just in movies

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 56. Getting paranoid when I notice patterns on multiple choice tests

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              57. Saving a file as “dyjjyggffj”, because I’m too lazy to write a proper name

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              58. “umm can i have a coke?” “is pepsi ok?” “I dont know is monopoly money ok?”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               59. English teachers put more thought into a novel than the actual author did..

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 60. Can Chuck Norris get more fans than there are people on earth?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                61. Chuck Norris is very good protein for Bear Grylls

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                62. Peter griffin doesn’t look so stupid now with his volcano insurance!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  63. “Whens the baby due??”….”im not pregnant”…”oh”.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                64. My name is_____ and I can never find a key chain with my name on it

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               65. in kindergarten we called it cooties, in high school we call it STDs

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              66. Whenever You feel Worthless, Remember, You Were Once The Quickest Sperm :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               67. I wouldn’t steal a car but i’d download one if i could.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   68. They’re not “Suggested Friends,” they’re people I’m intentionally avoiding.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              69. Procrastinators UNITE… … tomorrow

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               70. 1… 2… 3… Smile! *smiling for ages* ……. Oh, it’s on video

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   71. I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now it’s awkward.      

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              72. I check behind the shower curtain for murderers when i go into the bathroom

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              73. When my bowling ball is rolling I try to use the force to direct it!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              74. Terrorists have two eyes, Pandas have two eyes. Coincidence? I think not.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                75. Hi, im Osama Bin Laden , and Windows 7 was my idea.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                76. I Hate When One String of My Hoodie Becomes Longer Than the Other.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  77. If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   78. “How much is an Eminem?” “50 Cent” “What? That’s Ludacris!”
 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 79. Waving to the security cameras when you enter a store

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     80. I was blown away when I found out Edward Cullen backwards spells GAY!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               81. Of Course I Flinched! You Almost Punched Me In The Face!!!
 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   82. Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  83. So much for the “Neverending Story” never ending.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              84. A lot of sh*t is going to happen when pigs learn to fly.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    85. Instead of saying, “When Pigs Fly” say, “When Justin Beiber Hits Puberty”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              86. Thinking “mail order” when you see an old man with a young asian girl.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             87. Dear customers, don’t say my name, you don’t know me and it’s kinda creepy.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 88. Singing the song that never ends just to get on your siblings nerves

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               89. Large Hadron Collider at Cern, Send back our Socks!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               90. If “windows 7 was your idea” Why Is Bill Gates the richest man alive???????

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 91. That awkward moment when you beat Roger Federer in tennis

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 92. The Gaga Law (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             93. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!” “Dude, we have to do this

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          94. i find it awkward to eat a banana in public…

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              95. I Was Amazed When I saw “ipod!” Is The Same Upside Down!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 96. “Do u ride kangaroos in Australia?””No, do u ride fat people in America”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               97. The Awkward Moment When Someone Says “Hi” And You Say “Good”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             98. Yelling people’s names and then pretending it wasn’t you

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              99. Meal, £15, Hotel Room, £50, When she tells you its her period, PRICELESS!
 

And finally number 100. I Need To Stop Becoming A Fan For Every Fan Page That Relates To Me.

 

Otherwise engaged

Originally posted on Army WAG:

As many of you who follow me on Twitter will know, I have some very special news to share with you all. After nine and a quarter years together, a house, two full tours of Afghan and a mini one on the way, and two foreign postings (three if you count Scotland) The Boy finally decided to do the right thing, get down on one knee and ask me to be his wife.
I have to say, it wasn’t a complete surprise. We’ve probably been talking about it (much to his annoyance) for the last two years and have often discussed where said dream nuptials would take place.
That said I was beginning to give up hope that he would ever actually get around to asking me and was wondering what degree of bunnyboiling would be necessary to get him to take the next step.
I thought that something might…

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I Wonder Why

Originally posted on Bri Lopez:

photoHow enlightening is it to know that some care more about what’s happening else where rather than tending to the war we are enduring right at home.

Taxes are rising  schools are closing and in a city where both hit home, these folks wish for peace else where.

But, Im not saying that they’re wrong, but who is right?

“Stop the War on the People of Afghanistan” should sound more like

“Stop the war on the People who pay for the War.”

Sounds about right?

The media and their frenzies divert whats happening here with coverage of whats happening there and again we fall, fall in a trap where we only tend to what we see, like these.

Yes its sad, yes its horrible, no it shouldn’t happen, but what about whats happening here?

How about standing at train stations holding signs for the children who will have to discontinue…

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Originally posted on Honey Forgotten Hawk:

UK PM Visits Afghanistan, Says There’s Progress

U.S. Generals in Iraq
U.S. Generals in Iraq by The U.S. Army
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Excerpt:

British Prime Minister David Cameron says Afghanistan is doing better than expected and defending recently announced plans for U.K. forces in the country to be roughly halved to 5,200 next year. Cameron was in Afghanistan for a pre-Christmas visit to the British troops, who form the second-largest NATO contingent fighting to stop the Taliban insurgency ahead of a planned withdrawal date of 2014. The U.S.-led international coalition formed in the wake of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks hopes to hand security responsibilities over to a stable, friendly Afghan government. Cameron said in remarks broadcast Thursday that Afghanistan is still a “deeply challenged country” but insisted progress had been made since 2001.

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USAID/Afghanistan – Latrine & Sanitation Options Manual

Originally posted on Sanitation Updates:

Latrine & Sanitation Options Manual, 2010. USAID/Afghanistan Sustainable Water Supply & Sanitation Project. usaid

OBJECTIVE OF THIS MANUAL

Poor sanitation is endemic across Afghanistan and exacts a heavy toll on public health. In response, the Ministry of Rural Rehabilitation and Development (MRRD), multiple donors, the United Nations, several implementers, and USAID are engaged in providing funding and technical leadership to sanitation programs and facility construction throughout the country. These resources are sorely needed, but money and technologies alone cannot solve the problem. Donors and implementers must agree to promote, and uniformly apply sound social development, public health, marketing, finance, and technical guidance to the health-focused planning of new investments and the delivery of sustainable sanitation services.

This Manual aims to meet these needs by serving as a practical guide for Component 2 of USAID‘s Sustainable Water Supply and Sanitation Project (SWSS) and the selection of sanitation technology…

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Flying Home? Airport Chatter Brings Airport Info To iPhone, Socializes Travel

Originally posted on TechCrunch:

Airport Chatter, which debuted just in time to take advantage of the busy holiday travel season, is a new mobile application aiming to be the one-stop shop for everything related to air travel, from the time of departure to the time of arrival. The app includes venue profiles for the shops and services inside airports, allowing users to not only discover the hours of operations and other business info, but also post check-ins and reviews. That makes it something like a miniature version of Yelp, specifically designed for airports.

But co-founder and CEO Mark Wagner explains that the company’s goal is bigger than that – the venue listings feature is only one of many they have in store. The goal is to go beyond becoming the next “Gate Guru,” for example, in order to offer users a more complete travel platform that can help them with every…

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