100 Funny Facebook Fan Pages to ‘Like’

 

These are 100 Facebook fan pages that I find funny   

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                1. Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.

2. A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        3. Sex scene on tv + Parents in same room = Awkward atmosphere

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   4. biggest lie ever: “i have read and agree to the terms of use” ✔

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               5. “Let’s eat Grandma” or “Let’s eat, Grandma”- Punctuation saves lives.           

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                6. I Didn’t Trip, I Was Testing Gravity. It Still Works.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               7. Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                8. HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TOUCH! “Hmmmm, I wonder how hot is hot………..AHHH!!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               9. The hilarity of changing the word ‘wand’ to ‘willy’ in Harry Potter quotes

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              10. Joey:THATS HOW MUCH OUR PHONE BILL COSTS?!? Chandler: That’s the phone NUMBER

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              11. Puberty is going to hit Justin Bieber harder than Chris Brown hit Rhianna

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              12. “rangas aren’t a race jonah” “but sir, they’re everywhere”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              13. Seeing Japanese Tourists Taking Photos of the Most Pointless Things

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              14. HATING the kids who circled Wally in all the Where’s Wally Books at school!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 15. The guy who discovered milk….What was he doing with that cow?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             16. that silent pause when a tourist asks you what there is to see in Adelaide

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   17. Yelling “Run Forrest Run!” when you see someone running

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               18. OREOS: First you twist it, then you… oh, it broke. :/

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    19. “Status was posted Today at 9:15pm”…ITS ONLY 11AM, How is that possible?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              20. Going to MacDonalds for a salad roll is like going to a brothel for a hug.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              21. When DRUNK, My phone should say, “Are you sure you want to call this person?”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              22. That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              23. Microsoft Word Will Never Understand That My Name is NOT a Spelling Mistake

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              24. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              25. When. I. Read. Stuff. Like. This. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Pauses.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   26. Is ..3x-7y+(1/2) b.. really gonna help me in life?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 27. theres always that one person who always catches you doing something weird

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   28. ”2010, new year, new me..” yeah yeah thats what u said in ’09 ’08 ’07 ’06        

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  29. Making your font type bigger so it looks like you’ve written more

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  30. “That girl has such a pretty voice!” – “Mom, that’s Justin Bieber.”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               31. Quickly trying to read what Bart writes on the blackboard before it goes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               32. Errr Excuse me? I bought a packet of CRISPS, not half a bag of air.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              33. Hey McDonalds, may i have some coke with my ice?!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  34. Dear Mr. Monopoly and Mr. Pringles, you have such epic moustaches.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  35. “Go 2 your room” “Oh the place with my iPod, Cell, Laptop, and Tv? Ok.”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  36. I’m pretty sure you’re not a car. Get an actual photo for your profile

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   37. I Have Always Wanted to Get in a Cab and Say.”FOLLOW THAT CAR!!”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  38. I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               39. Realizing you borrowed the pen you’re sticking in your mouth

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 40. p30pl3 VVh0 r1t3 l1k3 d1$. Go die

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               41. Watching the bouncing DVD logo and waiting for it to hit a corner

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             42. Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you’re a pirate

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               43. On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin how good was my hiding spot??

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               44. Liking your own status is like high-fiving yourself.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               45. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               46. COD, Keeping teenage pregnancy down since 2003.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 47. When Ash from Pokemon turns his hat around, you know shits about to go down

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               48. it’s ok pluto, im not a planet either.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   49. It Looks Like 18 Holes Weren’t Enough Tiger!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               50. I hate it when you’re with MC Hammer and he doesn’t let you touch anything.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               51. Poor Justin Bieber everyone picks on her

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              52. Truth hurts… but not as much as getting fingered by Edward Scissorhands

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               53. New Moon: The story of a girls choice between Beastiality and Necrophilia

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  54. Dear liver, you’re one hell of a trooper. Thanks again man

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 55. I wish music played during epic moments in my life and not just in movies

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 56. Getting paranoid when I notice patterns on multiple choice tests

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              57. Saving a file as “dyjjyggffj”, because I’m too lazy to write a proper name

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              58. “umm can i have a coke?” “is pepsi ok?” “I dont know is monopoly money ok?”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               59. English teachers put more thought into a novel than the actual author did..

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 60. Can Chuck Norris get more fans than there are people on earth?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                61. Chuck Norris is very good protein for Bear Grylls

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                62. Peter griffin doesn’t look so stupid now with his volcano insurance!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  63. “Whens the baby due??”….”im not pregnant”…”oh”.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                64. My name is_____ and I can never find a key chain with my name on it

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               65. in kindergarten we called it cooties, in high school we call it STDs

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              66. Whenever You feel Worthless, Remember, You Were Once The Quickest Sperm :)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               67. I wouldn’t steal a car but i’d download one if i could.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   68. They’re not “Suggested Friends,” they’re people I’m intentionally avoiding.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              69. Procrastinators UNITE… … tomorrow

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               70. 1… 2… 3… Smile! *smiling for ages* ……. Oh, it’s on video

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   71. I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now it’s awkward.      

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              72. I check behind the shower curtain for murderers when i go into the bathroom

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              73. When my bowling ball is rolling I try to use the force to direct it!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              74. Terrorists have two eyes, Pandas have two eyes. Coincidence? I think not.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                75. Hi, im Osama Bin Laden , and Windows 7 was my idea.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                76. I Hate When One String of My Hoodie Becomes Longer Than the Other.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  77. If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   78. “How much is an Eminem?” “50 Cent” “What? That’s Ludacris!”
 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 79. Waving to the security cameras when you enter a store

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     80. I was blown away when I found out Edward Cullen backwards spells GAY!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               81. Of Course I Flinched! You Almost Punched Me In The Face!!!
 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   82. Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  83. So much for the “Neverending Story” never ending.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              84. A lot of sh*t is going to happen when pigs learn to fly.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    85. Instead of saying, “When Pigs Fly” say, “When Justin Beiber Hits Puberty”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              86. Thinking “mail order” when you see an old man with a young asian girl.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             87. Dear customers, don’t say my name, you don’t know me and it’s kinda creepy.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 88. Singing the song that never ends just to get on your siblings nerves

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               89. Large Hadron Collider at Cern, Send back our Socks!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               90. If “windows 7 was your idea” Why Is Bill Gates the richest man alive???????

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 91. That awkward moment when you beat Roger Federer in tennis

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 92. The Gaga Law (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             93. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!” “Dude, we have to do this

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          94. i find it awkward to eat a banana in public…

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              95. I Was Amazed When I saw “ipod!” Is The Same Upside Down!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 96. “Do u ride kangaroos in Australia?””No, do u ride fat people in America”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               97. The Awkward Moment When Someone Says “Hi” And You Say “Good”

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             98. Yelling people’s names and then pretending it wasn’t you

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              99. Meal, £15, Hotel Room, £50, When she tells you its her period, PRICELESS!
 

And finally number 100. I Need To Stop Becoming A Fan For Every Fan Page That Relates To Me.

 

Otherwise engaged

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As many of you who follow me on Twitter will know, I have some very special news to share with you all. After nine and a quarter years together, a house, two full tours of Afghan and a mini one on the way, and two foreign postings (three if you count Scotland) The Boy finally decided to do the right thing, get down on one knee and ask me to be his wife.

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I Wonder Why

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How enlightening is it to know that some care more about what's happening else where rather than tending to the war we are enduring right at home.

Taxes are rising  schools are closing and in a city where both hit home, these folks wish for peace else where.

But, Im not saying that they're wrong, but who is right?

"Stop the War on the People of Afghanistan" should sound more like…

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UK PM Visits Afghanistan, Says There's Progress | Redux

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UK PM Visits Afghanistan, Says There's Progress

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British Prime Minister David Cameron says Afghanistan is doing better than expected and defending recently announced plans for U.K. forces in the country to be roughly halved to 5,200 next year. Cameron was in Afghanistan for a pre-Christmas visit to the British troops, who form the second-largest NATO contingent fighting to stop the Taliban insurgency ahead of a planned withdrawal date of 2014.

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USAID/Afghanistan - Latrine & Sanitation Options Manual

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Latrine & Sanitation Options Manual, 2010. USAID/Afghanistan Sustainable Water Supply & Sanitation Project. 

OBJECTIVE OF THIS MANUAL

Poor sanitation is endemic across Afghanistan and exacts a heavy toll on public health. In response, the Ministry of Rural Rehabilitation and Development (MRRD), multiple donors, the United Nations, several implementers, and USAID are engaged in providing funding and technical leadership to sanitation programs and facility construction throughout the country.

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Flying Home? Airport Chatter Brings Airport Info To iPhone, Socializes Travel

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Airport Chatter, which debuted just in time to take advantage of the busy holiday travel season, is a new mobile application aiming to be the one-stop shop for everything related to air travel, from the time of departure to the time of arrival. The app includes venue profiles for the shops and services inside airports, allowing users to not only discover the hours of operations and other business info, but also post check-ins and reviews.

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why buy a new computer ?

Laptops : are portable, stylish and highly efficient computing devices. They make it possible to continue working away from home or the office, accomplish schoolwork and view multimedia content. With so much available on these small devices, anyone can find some use for these computers, whether it’s for business, work or play.

If you’re a business professional, laptops allow you to take your work on the road. Their small size makes it easy to slide them in a bag and take them with you wherever you may go. The Wi-Fi connection on the laptop allows you to read, send emails or access the internet. For a student, a laptop is a worthy option for note taking during class; you can easily type papers on the large keyboard or read articles on the 11- to 17-inch display screen.

If you are looking for a laptop for multimedia activities, the best laptops offer webcams and built-in mics for web conferencing and video chats. They offer high-resolution displays and graphics for viewing movies or TV shows and a large hard disk for storing music, photos, movies and other files.

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LAPTOP COMPUTERS: WHAT TO LOOK FOR

When deciding upon which laptop is best for you, you need to determine the type of work you will most frequently use your computer to perform. If you plan to use your laptop to check email, browse the internet or listen to music, you don’t need anything too powerful. However, if you plan to travel with your computer, store many files or documents and access information, you want a device with a long battery life, adequate hard-disk space, a memory-card reader, and Wi-Fi and Bluetooth connections.

Below are the criteria we used to evaluate laptop computers.

Design
The main purpose of a laptop computer is portability. Each computer offers different dimensions, so it is vital that you look at the device before you buy it to ensure it is not too large. Laptops offer a vast selection of display features. You can find a screen size on one of these devices ranging from 11 inches up to 17 inches. You may find these computers in an assortment of colors from black and brown to bright green or orange. The top laptops are also ENERGY STAR qualified, meaning they have energy-efficient features.

Performance
The best laptops feature a fast processor. You don’t want to wait around all day for files to download or applications to open. You also need a video card and an operating system that performs well and is user friendly.

Feature Set
Several connectivity options such as Wi-Fi and Bluetooth are most often found in some of the top laptops on the market. In addition, you will find options with a webcam and a built-in microphone for video chats or web conferences. Several laptop computer models also include a few extra features such as a Blu-Ray disc drive or built-in security features.

Memory/Battery Life
The memory and battery life available on your laptop are crucial. Without a large amount of internal memory, you can’t save all your files, applications, music and other content on your device. Most of laptops offer between 2GB and 8GB of RAM memory. In addition, without a long battery life, you may find yourself without power at the most inconvenient times. The best laptops offer up to 7 hours of battery life on a single charge.

Support/Warranty
Wear and tear happens to electronic devices no matter how well you take care of them. Before you buy, look at the warranty for the device. Most computers feature a one-year warranty, but some may offer more, along with extended warranty options. Also, if problems occur, you need a company with customer-service representatives who will help you resolve your issues. Many manufacturers offer email, phone and live chat support for their customers to help them when technical problems arise.